It was supposed to point out the ridiculousness of the situation. It's obvious that I'm not "making" them do it, it's a consequence of the absurd situation we f

It was supposed to point out the ridiculousness of the situation. It's obvious that I'm not "making" them do it, it's a consequence of the absurd situation we find ourselves in. Someone, somewhere, decided high school flunkies should be paid to molest travelers. The "whee" was obvious sarcasm, meant to apply to the whole statement.