I'm still looking for a pocketable android. I finally settled for the Kyrocera Rise which is the smallest I could find that isn't super retro android. But it's

I'm still looking for a pocketable android. I finally settled for the Kyrocera Rise which is the smallest I could find that isn't super retro android. But it's a slide open texting keyboard so it's still to fat. I even shopped on eBay for crazy small Chinese phones but all the reviews said stay away.