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I would happily pay them their current wage to sit at home and watch TV instead of sexually harassing me every time I fly. Better yet, maybe we could pay them t
by coldpie 11y ago
I would happily pay them their current wage to sit at home and watch TV instead of sexually harassing me every time I fly. Better yet, maybe we could pay them to do some public works. There's a hundred thousand useful things we could do with the TSA's budget and manpower, but instead I make them fondle my balls simply because I can. Whee.
- dfc 11y agoI don't understand how you are accusing someone of sexual harassment and simultaneously bragging that you "make them fondle my balls simply because I can"? In addition to being a hideous person it seems that you do not understand what it means to be sexually harassed.
- coldpie 11y agoYes, I'm a horrible person for objecting to people wasting my time and money to no useful purpose. You've figured me out.
- dfc 11y agoIt did not take a lot sleuthing to "figure you out." Bragging that "I make them fondle my balls simply because I can" is sufficient evidence that you are a terrible person.
- coldpie 11y agoIt was supposed to point out the ridiculousness of the situation. It's obvious that I'm not "making" them do it, it's a consequence of the absurd situation we find ourselves in. Someone, somewhere, decided high school flunkies should be paid to molest travelers. The "whee" was obvious sarcasm, meant to apply to the whole statement.