True story: (dad and granddad owned a water well firm in NV) I was sent out to assemble a windmill one day. All the precut/predrilled angle iron was banded. Th

True story: (dad and granddad owned a water well firm in NV) I was sent out to assemble a windmill one day. All the precut/predrilled angle iron was banded. There was a wooden box with the bolts, nuts and (cast) head. When I got to the site, I opened the box, and there was a paper with instructions printed thereon. The instructions read: "When properly assembled, all parts will fit." It was a puzzle.