Oh, I'm sure there's a few goobers out there who actually do dutifully send in their use tax. Maybe even more than 5! This would make a great Onion article.

Oh, I'm sure there's a few goobers out there who actually do dutifully send in their use tax. Maybe even more than 5! This would make a great Onion article. "Man keeps track of all his online purchases and pays use taxes to his state" I wonder what kind of picture they'd pick for the guy in the article.