I suspect cultural differences here; if a kindly barrista took the time to explain why their drinks were obscurely named, I'd take the time to courteously expla

I suspect cultural differences here; if a kindly barrista took the time to explain why their drinks were obscurely named, I'd take the time to courteously explain why this is broken, and why I wouldn't be returning. Grumpy, I know. I just loathe obfuscation for the sake of marketing. Guaranteed to mean I'll avoid that store. And no, I don't use Starbucks.