I was going to make a "This incident will be reported" joke, but it turns out that, as usual, XKCD trod this ground first: https://xkcd.com/838 https://xkcd.co

I was going to make a "This incident will be reported" joke, but it turns out that, as usual, XKCD trod this ground first: https://xkcd.com/838 https://xkcd.com/838 . (In retrospect, that's probably what you were referencing.)