Even though you're right this line almost made it all worth it in terms of comedic value: "...accept that they're just another way of ripping your denim and the

Even though you're right this line almost made it all worth it in terms of comedic value: "...accept that they're just another way of ripping your denim and then safety-pinning it closed, by which you demonstrate that you're not a square and you don't write Java."