First I read "heavy boson" and thought that sounded kinda metal, so it would be cool if they named it that, but then I misread "whale boy", which is even better

First I read "heavy boson" and thought that sounded kinda metal, so it would be cool if they named it that, but then I misread "whale boy", which is even better, so I'm calling it now. Next heavy higgs boson will be called Whale Boy.