possibly related: can some news hacker please create an internet crawling worm that untranspiles all the javascripts that it crawls and turns them into wars for

possibly related: can some news hacker please create an internet crawling worm that untranspiles all the javascripts that it crawls and turns them into wars for everyone who wants to go the other way? I guess we also need mozilla developer network to create a browser plugin to run the war files for a given site, perhaps npm would host the wars, so we can use node to get the wars from npm for the plugin. thanks