Although as another comment pointed out, as it's Turing complete, you could write an x86 emulator in CSS. So you could write your style sheets in x86 if you we

Although as another comment pointed out, as it's Turing complete, you could write an x86 emulator in CSS. So you could write your style sheets in x86 if you were so inclined. Now there's a thought that doesn't bear too much thinking about...