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"The trial period for your Freezer™©® has expired."
by myth_buster 11y ago
"The trial period for your Freezer™©® has expired."
- function_seven 11y ago"Your ice maker comes free with licenses for up to 1,000 cubes a year! For only $8.99 a month, you can enjoy up to 5,000 cubes. Add crushed ice for an additional $2.95. Cancel anytime."
- beat 11y agoDon't give them any ideas.
- rvense 11y agoI think there's an episode in a Ray Bradbury short story where a character argues with his door because it won't let him in because he hasn't paid the subscription for his door lock. The take away is that IoT under capitalism is going to suck.
- qb45 11y agoI think that somewhere deep in some R&D department someone has already been paid for this exact idea and few others of this kind. Maybe even Intellectual Ventures has a patent on it.
- colinbartlett 11y agoFor the protection of your food, Miniplenty requires the installation of a new security certificate in your refrigerator. Your fridge has been locked for your safety. Thank you.
- rconti 11y agoThanks, Chrome
- fla 11y agoYour refrigerator has been infected by fridgilocker. Send $5 in bitcoin to this address or your food will rot.
- psykovsky 11y agoThat'll happen for sure. Oh yes it will!