Wanna hear about the journalist who said that WordPress wasn't capable of handling 50k requests? And that proper caching is useless? And that static site genera

Wanna hear about the journalist who said that WordPress wasn't capable of handling 50k requests? And that proper caching is useless? And that static site generators were the way to go because it couldn't? And that caching doesn't make things static? And that jekyll is designed to be used on windows, but not the "500 gems" it installs? I digress.