I take your point, and I do that with new hires myself. I'm compressing things for comic effect, but I promise you the core of the story is true - I got sucker

I take your point, and I do that with new hires myself. I'm compressing things for comic effect, but I promise you the core of the story is true - I got suckered in by wonderful promises, and interviewing in the industry hot spot I was in is going to involve significant time and cash outlay.