Startup: We need an experienced Foo programmer. Me: Those are easy to find. Startup: Our lead developer keeps shooting them down because they don't know (obsc

Startup: We need an experienced Foo programmer. Me: Those are easy to find. Startup: Our lead developer keeps shooting them down because they don't know (obscure keyword). Me: How long would it take an experienced programmer to learn (obscure keyword)? Startup: I don't know, maybe an hour? Me: How long have you been hiring for this position? Startup: About six months. Me: Would it help if I sent you a transcript of this call? Startup: What? Me: Never mind...