What the fuck did I just read? This is (scientifically) proven because of a non sequitur about placebo effect? I'd kind of like to have 2 minutes of my life re

What the fuck did I just read? This is (scientifically) proven because of a non sequitur about placebo effect? I'd kind of like to have 2 minutes of my life refunded to me. And the pint of blood I just lost from stabbing myself in the eyeballs when I realized that some people actually take this spam-subscription bait seriously.