Why not go full infinite monkey and do: cat /dev/random > /dev/eth0 Now you've simultaneously copyright infringed all the worlds works by sharing them on th

Why not go full infinite monkey and do: cat /dev/random > /dev/eth0 Now you've simultaneously copyright infringed all the worlds works by sharing them on the internet, AND generated all other works, making it impossible for anyone else to ever not infringe on your work. Isn't the world a wonderfully messy place? </hyperbole>