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I feel like I'm missing out on a lot of cash. Anyone want to let me know who will buy off a math professor?
by kaitai 11y ago
I feel like I'm missing out on a lot of cash. Anyone want to let me know who will buy off a math professor?
- gohrt 11y agoThe cigarrette companies hire statisticians to publish bogus research about the health effects of smoking.
- civilian 11y agoReally any drug company (or an anti-drug organization like the DEA) would be looking for someone who can do dark magic with statistics.
- fweespeech 11y agoCan you use statistics to make the Koch's latest tax plan work?
- gruez 11y agoHiring a math professor to claim that squaring a circle is possible. 10M OBO.
- DArcMattr 11y agoYou mean using a taxicab metric to construct a circle? Been done.
- mirimir 11y agoOver half of the articles about Zoloft published in 1998-2000 were ghostwritten and funded by Pfizer ;) Comfortably Numb: How Psychiatry Is Medicating a Nation by Charles Barber
- tnecniv 11y agoYou could always take my finals for me...
- CamperBob2 11y agoAm I allowed to refer to Feynman?
- URSpider94 11y agoIf you're good at stats and scientific writing, there is money to be made in ghost writing research papers for pharma. They give you the raw trials data, you work it up and write the analysis.
- Joof 11y agoI'll pay you $500,000 to ghostwrite a proof of P=NP or P!=NP.