The pattern matching issue with Java or C# is interesting, since all these companies generally do want mobile. So I guess the humorous point of advice for that:

The pattern matching issue with Java or C# is interesting, since all these companies generally do want mobile. So I guess the humorous point of advice for that: replace all occurrences of Java on your CV with Android, and C# with WinPhone, and you'll probably bump your chances of getting passed the pattern matching.