Hollywood: Oh crap! Hackers! They've already hacked through the proxy and subverted the primary firewall. Blast! I'll reroute the encryption! I'll set a genet

Hollywood: Oh crap! Hackers! They've already hacked through the proxy and subverted the primary firewall. Blast! I'll reroute the encryption! I'll set a genetic algorithm to protect the kernel! The Trojan isn't working! Maybe a secondary password configuration! No! He's corrupting the database! I'll lure him to blah blah blah He's gotten control of the root account! Reality: Oh crap! Hackers! -Unplug-