My girlfriend has a list she's allowed to break our relationship with, as do I. Last two month she's lost Jose Mourinho and James Deen off it. I'm looking forw

My girlfriend has a list she's allowed to break our relationship with, as do I. Last two month she's lost Jose Mourinho and James Deen off it. I'm looking forward to Benedict Cumberbatch getting found out as a wrong 'un and then i'll adopt the smug look whilst waiting for Kelly Brook to turn up at the door...