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I thought the article was serious until I reached the "Steve Ballmer mission pack". Author can't be serious.

• jey 11y ago
  It's serious, but not literal.
  • drb311 11y ago
    Perfect summary of what I hoped to achieve. Thanks for reading. And defending!
• oska 11y ago
  It's not serious; it's a humour piece. People are taking it far too seriously in this thread.