This is not a day care! So sit down and feel guilty while I tell you about the invisible man who lives in the sky and judges your for touching your genitals.

This is not a day care! So sit down and feel guilty while I tell you about the invisible man who lives in the sky and judges your for touching your genitals. This 2,000 year old book is filled with magic recipes for living after you are dead, and you should grow up and listen to them.