Your life changing experience reminded me of a couple Country & Western songs... * I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2 * I Haven't Gone To Bed

Your life changing experience reminded me of a couple Country & Western songs... * I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2 * I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few. * She's Looking Better After Every Beer. * Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Were Pure. * I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We're Even. OK, that last one doesn't apply, but it made me giggle. References: * http://www.connectingsingles.com/forum_0_109216_1/top_10_country_and_western_songs.htm http://www.connectingsingles.com/forum_0_109216_1/top_10_cou... * http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-country-and-western-songs-of-all-ime.html http://www.funnyandjokes.com/top-country-and-western-songs-o...