Dude, I'm experiencing exactly this right now. This is the most obnoxious tech thing ever. All I can find out there are stories of homegrown metrics systems mad

Dude, I'm experiencing exactly this right now. This is the most obnoxious tech thing ever. All I can find out there are stories of homegrown metrics systems made out of duct tape and chewing gum, or SaaS solutions that inevitably have shortcomings.