Dilbert: Rocket boosters will move an asteroid into the moon's orbit so we can mine its precious metals. Dilbert's Boss: Why don't we mine for precious metals

Dilbert: Rocket boosters will move an asteroid into the moon's orbit so we can mine its precious metals. Dilbert's Boss: Why don't we mine for precious metals in Afghanistan? They have lots of them. Dilbert: That only happens in science fiction. [1] Edited to add: http://dilbert.com/strip/2012-06-20 http://dilbert.com/strip/2012-06-20