I think that – just like how they say every sufficiently complex program is doomed to reimplement Lisp – every insufficiently well thought-out programming langu

I think that – just like how they say every sufficiently complex program is doomed to reimplement Lisp – every insufficiently well thought-out programming language is doomed to reimplement INTERCAL. (Seriously; Thread.raise is just COMEFROM with a non-deterministic line number.)