Any business relationship can be voided with a proportional amount of effort as it took to enter it. You got your Google Checkout or Paypal account nearly auto

Any business relationship can be voided with a proportional amount of effort as it took to enter it. You got your Google Checkout or Paypal account nearly automatically by virtue of controlling a checking account (by having a pulse) -- why does it surprise you that they'd suspend it an the slightest hint of anything untoward? You're but a twinkle with a twitter account in a sea of fraud.