the problem with boarding is that very few people actually optimize their behavior to board quickly. they just take their sweet ass time because they feel they

the problem with boarding is that very few people actually optimize their behavior to board quickly. they just take their sweet ass time because they feel they're entitled to it. like, why would anyone bother to take off their coat and put it in a bag, or transfer the crap they need during the flight from their overhead bag to their handbag before the boarding process? that's just way too obvious. better do it in the aisle and hold everyone up for 30 seconds. it would probably be cheaper and more effective just to hire marine drill instructors to scream at people as they're boarding.