Why in the world would you think that you would buy a self-driving car? Your GooUberZipLyft has left the local depot and will be by to pick you up in three min

Why in the world would you think that you would buy a self-driving car? Your GooUberZipLyft has left the local depot and will be by to pick you up in three minutes (<link to realtime map here>) and your total cost for this trip will be $1.37. Thank you for using GooUberZipLyft!