Since you enjoy needlessly damaging property, there's all kinds of petty vandalism you can get away with too! One time I had my car keyed in a parking lot for

Since you enjoy needlessly damaging property, there's all kinds of petty vandalism you can get away with too! One time I had my car keyed in a parking lot for no apparent reason. Cost me a couple hundred dollars and was a hassle to get fixed. At the time I was pretty upset, but now I understand it must have provided a few seconds of fun for the person who did it!