I remember, once upon a time, when people would write long chains of JS alert() statements, and they would read like this. Those were fairly entertaining becaus

I remember, once upon a time, when people would write long chains of JS alert() statements, and they would read like this. Those were fairly entertaining because they were a sort of stream-of-consciousness. And so was this. Didn't really care much for the concept behind it, but I suppose that's a personal preference.