He would bang stones together. Then, on finding the different tones they make he would discover the inherent math in music. He would then utilize this to make a

He would bang stones together. Then, on finding the different tones they make he would discover the inherent math in music. He would then utilize this to make a basic program to make people dance. From this he would find out about looping (repeating sections of music). Then he would invent a way for others to program (musical notation) and start to write it on cave walls. But, unhappy with the quality of the charcoal used for writing he would devote years to developing a new type of ink capable of pretty printing. Finally he would retreat to a distant cave to work on The Art of People Programming.