I think you'll find it easier to get hired as a manager at Comcast, then use political shenanigans to replace the HR department with a trusted posse of like-min

I think you'll find it easier to get hired as a manager at Comcast, then use political shenanigans to replace the HR department with a trusted posse of like-minded individuals and following that replace all of management. Then you can upgrade the physical infrastructure and to do that, lobby for laws that will allow other companies to easily install their own.