I am a cult member too but even more than this article says: I was on a client onsite in London four years ago and, well, the day was not going well and Googled

I am a cult member too but even more than this article says: I was on a client onsite in London four years ago and, well, the day was not going well and Googled, just out of sheer desperation "travel washlet" and lo, Toto makes one of those too! That's an excellent introduction into the cult for only 60 or so dollars (hint: B005FDJ8SM). It's portable civilization. I never leave home without one, now.