In reality, most brand names aren't very explanatory. Digital Ocean would be completely ambiguous if you weren't familiar with them. Azure? Could be anything

In reality, most brand names aren't very explanatory. Digital Ocean would be completely ambiguous if you weren't familiar with them. Azure? Could be anything. Hell, there was a time when people heard "Amazon" and wondered aloud why an online book store shared a name with the rainforest region. The real problem is not the branding, it's the sheer amount of products. Frankly, the branding should be at the branch-level (Network/Servers/Databases/Data Analysis) rather than at the bottom leaf.