Our research on the relationship between employee proximity and shareholder returns suggests suggests that optimal return will result from compressing employees

Our research on the relationship between employee proximity and shareholder returns suggests suggests that optimal return will result from compressing employees into a hypersolid. 0.01mm^3 of employees could then generate between $10e788 and $11e788. Despite the massive energy requirements, ROI is still substantially positive, but gravitational effects at this scale make safe containment tricky. When optimizing for input cost, a reasonable solution for most purposes turns out to be: pack them like battery hens.