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I thought about that, too. In the end, I came up with another description of the investors: Well, I can't explain that one; here we don't want NSFW material!
by graycat 11y ago
I thought about that, too. In
the end, I came up with another
description of the investors:
Well, I can't explain that one;
here we don't want NSFW material!
So, I'll give a SFW version;
I'll
concentrate on information
technology since biomedical
is at least a little different:
(1) The investors are not very
technical people. Often we're
talking people with backgrounds
in business development,
marketing, routine software,
former CEOs of startups that
were largely non-technical, etc.
In contrast, the people in
high end research university
STEM field research know
how to evaluate technical work,
e.g., as reviewers and editors
of good peer-reviewed journals.
And if some paper is outside
the field of some prof,
then he will still know how
to get the work reviewed by
others, e.g., as the editor in
chief of a journal gets the
editors and reviewers to do the
work.
Then, just think a little about
what is involved in such peer-review and, then, begin
to see how hopeless it would
be for the usual investors to
do such work. For the VCs,
such technical review work
is hopeless, and they don't do it.
Or for your description
that they
hear hype, that's
not really
the problem; instead, hype or
not, "revolutionary"
or not, they just ignore
anything like research.
Or look at the bios of the VCs:
Could hold a convention in
an airplane wash room for
all of them able to do or
even able to
direct peer-review of
STEM field
research.
(2) Evaluating research is
something the VCs just
won't do. Likely if one of
their limited partners (LPs) caught one of their VCs using
an evaluation of some
research, then the LP would make
sure that VC never got another
dime, at least not from that
LP.
(3) Sometimes VCs make money,
and sometimes they don't.
On average the don't make
very much.
In any case, they don't
try to make money with the
results of research.
(4) Mostly VCs don't evaluate
the technical work. Instead,
for early stage investing,
their criteria are fairly
simple: (A) Look for
traction significantly high
and growing rapidly. (B) Be
sure the work is for a
really large market. (C) Usually be sure the CEO
and company HQ will be a
short drive from the VC's
offices. (D) Look for anything
that is really wacko that
would be a disqualification.
If (A)-(D) look good, then
contact the CEO and argue that
a check of equity funding would
help their growth rate enough
to more than pay for the stock
dilution.
Have a term sheet that for the
CEO is just onerous and puts
the VCs in solid control, e.g.,
able to replace the CEO with
someone loyal to the VC.
For seed funding, the VCs
look at the product, although
not at any technical internals,
and try to estimate how the
target users/customers would
like the product.
For later stage funding, the
VCs look mostly just at what
an accountant does.
And for any VC funding, they
look at what they know about
the market: Commonly VCs
claim to have "deep domain
knowledge"; in terms of
anything technical, that is
a wild belly laugh; could break
a bone slapping a thigh over
that one. But they do have
at least a cursory, from 10,000
feet up, view of the markets.
So, they have heard of viral,
social, local, mobile, sharing,
photo apps, own both an iPhone
and an Android, have used
Google, Facebook, PInterest,
SnapChat, InstaGram, and Uber, have heard about tablets,
laptops, Windows,
Apple, Linux, have seen articles
on Apple's watch, have
gotten a lot of pitch decks,
attended a lot of pitches,
and have listened for a few minutes each to a few.
For more, they know most of the other VCs on, say, Sand Hill Road, and attend morning
what's hot pick-up seminars
in coffee shops. For
exits they know about
acquihires, pitchforking,
M&A, and maybe even IPOs.
While in some sense the VCs
understand that the need
to find companies that
are new and exceptional,
they look for patterns they
have seen from the past, patterns
that must reject most
new and exceptional companies.
Really, they dream of a
CEO of a company they funded
calling them and telling them
about the next SnapChat.
Sometimes they make money,
and sometimes they don't, but
that's what they do.
The VCs commonly say that
their funding is not for
everyone, and that is very
true. While what the VCs
do sometimes makes money,
in no way are the VCs a
broad source of innovation
funding.
For revolutionary technology,
the VCs couldn't care less.
Actually, they would prefer
that anything technical not
be important -- the don't want
to get involved in anything
technical.
- FiatLuxDave 11y agoSo, what is an inventor to do? It sounds like you are in a similar boat to the one I am in, with a math-software based invention (mine is field crossing between telecommunications and super-resolution mathematics), for which it is hard to get attention in this day of cat-video apps and labor cost arbitrageurs. Twenty years ago I found Steve Jurvetson, who is one of those rare VCs who can actually do technical review. But unfortunately he is now too successful to evaluate out-of-the-blue opportunities,and finding the next one like him is probably going to take just as long as it took me to find him. Likely longer, since last time I was looking was not at a bubble peak with all its attendant noise and wannabes. Where do you look for funding for actual revolutionary technology, or are you just as frustrated as I am?
- graycat 11y agoI didn't start with the math I derived. E.g., there's a lot of math I could derive that I couldn't turn into business. So, to derive new math, I want that math to be powerful and valuable for a new business. So, I started with the business idea, the really short, simple one from 50,000+ feet up. Right, John Doerr, that idea by itself is worthless. I'd like to say that I did the planning for the math next, then the business model, then the user interface/user experience (UI/UX), then the computing, all in some such order, but no such thing would be correct. Instead I did a fitting, did the planning of the whole by planning all the pieces so that they all fit together; e.g., the math fits because it is the crucial core, enabling technology that lets the rest work and the whole be valuable. Or, I don't want to do research without good plans for a happy trip to the bank. I derived some math, but I'm not trying to be a math researcher. I wrote some software, but I'm not trying to be a programmer. Instead, I'm trying to be a businessman, that is, to make money, the green kind, and there the math, computing, Moore's law, the infrastructure software, the Internet, mobile, the software I wrote, etc. are all business advantages, that is, make my chances of getting rich better than, say, running a pizza shop, being a math prof, or being a programmer. But there was another criterion: I needed to bring my project to nice profitability just from my checkbook where I did all the work. It was in that context that I derived the math and wrote the code. If you have some good technical work, then maybe you'd like to turn it into a business. To do that, it can help if you can do all the work to good profitability alone funded just by your own checkbook. And it is crucial that the technology can help you get to the necessary happy users/customers. A model is the guy who did the Canadian romantic matchmaking service Plenty of Fish. He was long just one guy, two old Dell servers, ads just via Google, and $10 million in annual revenue. He grew, hired a staff, and recently sold for $575 million in cash. Maybe for his matchmaking he had some clever ideas -- maybe. Some good, new technology can be a big advantage, maybe even crucial. But really you need a feasible path all the way to "The Pay Window". From a background in high end work in the STEM fields, it's easy to guess that, when some high end STEM field work has some new results that clearly should be the crucial, core of a valuable new business, there is some funding for that. In a word, nope. Exception: Some guy with a lot of background in fusion has a plan where as little as $500 million equity might get to a prototype fusion reactor that generates energy, and get one on one with a dozen or so billionaires who will pull out their personal checkbooks. Otherwise, essentially nope. VC? Sure, if look at their Web sites, can get the idea that they fund ambitious, change the world, brilliant, new, disruptive, ideas. Yup, and they also fund tall, short, thin, and fat people, too. But the reason they fund is to follow making money their way which is to buy, on terms onerous for the founders, a fraction of a business with traction significant and growing rapidly. That's what they do. Maybe their LPs make sure that that is exactly what they do, no more and no less, and no funding off the back of a napkin. In particular, it appears that almost universally VCs just will not fund software development. Instead, they want the software running and in use, with significant traction growing rapidly. As IIRC Sam Altman put it recently, VC funding is to let a growing business grow faster. Bringing good, powerful new STEM field research to market? Nope. The idea that good technical work is valuable, etc. seems to come heavily from the massive funding of research for US national security of the past 75 years, some from the best work of Bell Labs, a little from Xerox PARC, and a lot from NIH. Sure, I didn't pay even a dime tuition for my Master's or Ph.D. So, where'd the money come from? Sure, Congress via NSF, etc. And what was Congress thinking? Sure, the bomb, the hydrogen bomb: "Now then, Dmitri, you know how we've always talked about the possibility of something going wrong with the Bomb. The Bomb, Dmitri, the hydrogen bomb." and Sosus, passive sonar, much better jet engines, the submarines, GPS, the fighter and bomber airplanes, the high end radar and infrared systems, etc. It's a big system with layers -- the STEM fields of the research universities, the DoD laboratories, the Federally funded research and development centers (FFRDCs), the large aerospace companies, etc. And while that funding is definitely what built Silicon Valley, now Sand Hill Road is more interested in some clever, novel, viral, social, local, mobile, photo/video, private, in-group, sharing app. Or at least that is what they think. The good news is the computing, storage, processing, data volumes, data rates, OS software, etc. that $1000 can buy. So, that can be a heck of an advantage. Heck, of you could have a robot mow a 1/2 acre lawn for $2, then you could make a big splash in the grass mowing business. Well, now there's a lot of data, and if can think of something valuable to do with it, then maybe can make a big splash, and fortune, in computing. Some good, new research in the STEM fields can be a big advantage.