By all means get them to be moe specific! I had this float through my head: Fade in: Boom zoom over a bedroom set. Cameramen etc are doing their thing. Robed a

By all means get them to be moe specific! I had this float through my head: Fade in: Boom zoom over a bedroom set. Cameramen etc are doing their thing. Robed actors are chilling, laughing in the background. Entering stage left REP (modestly dressed middle aged woman, dark business suit, style to evoke sara palin) carrying folder of important looking papers. Cut to camera 1: REP looks up, smiles REP: Hi, I'm here to tell you about the hard working people of hte adult film industry. Sure you know about the actors. cut to camera 2 on the actors chilling, laughing REP (in voiceover): And all of thier hard work cut to close up face shots of actors during hardcore scenes.. montage REP (still in voiceover): These men and women are people, who deserve your respect. Perhaps even your envy, who wouldn't want to be intimately involved with such beautiful people! end montage, cut to camera 1 REP: I know however, that lifestyle maynot be for everyone. It is a bit icky, gross even. I am instead talking about different people. The people in the back office. These are the men and women who keep the servers up, and manage sales. They are normal folks, just like you. They are the lifeblood of the internet. begin montage of faces of smiling regular employees. Include first name and vague job description/dept REP (in voiceover): When you try to look at porn at 2am, do you know who is making it stream at peak hours? Howabout when your credit card is discreetly billed to a non-descript entity? Yep thats Debby, she is our "Cheif fake company expert". And don't forget larry, who spends half the year away from his wife and kids, in the cold russian winter, just to wrangle russian cam girls. * Cut back to camera 1* REP: Yes folks, the Adult industry in america is more than just sticky booths and shady old men. We aren't just coked up beautiful people who couldnt make it as real actors. We are normal people just like you. Next time you talk to bob the accountant at the block party, try and remember if you know his company -- he may be working at an adult store. cut to bumper... brought to you by the national porn council END Im just saying: captaincrunch-- dont end up in that montage, particularly if there is a PTA at your kids school.