- Don't take that job in that country, you're young and adventurous, but the salary difference is not worth it - Be less humble - Start reading about steroids

- Don't take that job in that country, you're young and adventurous, but the salary difference is not worth it - Be less humble - Start reading about steroids, the sooner the better - Stop reading about design patterns when you don't even know what a Makefile is - Don't drink too much functional programming kool aid - Pay attention to software licenses - Spend more time with your grandparents - You don't matter -- that's good - Quit distro hopping and try OpenBSD - Give your wrist some love and stop using the mouse - Don't buy that motorbike