When you get a chance, take a look at a photo of an orbitoclast (think ice pick). Hammer it in behind the eye socket, give it a good whack, and swing it around

When you get a chance, take a look at a photo of an orbitoclast (think ice pick). Hammer it in behind the eye socket, give it a good whack, and swing it around a bit. Walter Freeman, the asshole who invented the device, used to drive around the country in his little van performing lobotomies for $25 a pop. He had a nasty tendency to kill his patients; he even killed one when he stopped to have his photo taken with the pick in the patient's brain and accidentally rammed it in a bit too far. These things, of course, happen when you can't see what you're doing. http://projects.wsj.com/lobotomyfiles/?ch=two http://projects.wsj.com/lobotomyfiles/?ch=two https://40.media.tumblr.com/995323300444f99ee37ffffaa834cfb1/tumblr_nim4uz0TDA1qa8kcao1_500.jpg https://40.media.tumblr.com/995323300444f99ee37ffffaa834cfb1... http://www.sculptorshop.com/oddities/lobotomy-walter-freeman.jpg http://www.sculptorshop.com/oddities/lobotomy-walter-freeman...