I can't help but chuckle and shake my head in amazement at the script their flacks came up with to say "we're starting to charge people an extra $30 to use more

I can't help but chuckle and shake my head in amazement at the script their flacks came up with to say "we're starting to charge people an extra $30 to use more than 300GB": Current policy: Don't say "unlimited data," say "250 GB data, but not enforced." New policy: Don't say "300 GB data," say "we gave you 50 GB more data for free!"