Eh, are you really going to die if you have to touch a urinal handle that might have had a little splash on it? Anyway, this reminds me of an old joke: A doct

Eh, are you really going to die if you have to touch a urinal handle that might have had a little splash on it? Anyway, this reminds me of an old joke: A doctor, a forester, and an old-time Mainer walked into a restroom and used the urinals. Afterwards, the doctor walked over to the sink, and used copious amounts of soap, hot water and hand towels washing his hands. "At med school, they taught me the importance of making sure your hands are good and clean," he said. The forester walked over to the sink, and washed his hands, using the barest minimum amount of towels to dry off. "At forestry school, they taught me the importance of conserving natural resources," he said. The old timer walked straight out of the bathroom, saying as he went, "I graduated from East Millinocket Elementary school, and they taught me not to piss on my fingers."