I was sworn to secrecy on how I found this out, but a very reliable source that I can't name told me that selimthegrim murdered 17 homeless people over the last

I was sworn to secrecy on how I found this out, but a very reliable source that I can't name told me that selimthegrim murdered 17 homeless people over the last few years. Note: this is satire, just for anyone who missed it.