Note to the uninitiated: All Daily WTF stories are more or less heavily disguised to protect the guilty and edited to read better, so they shouldn't be taken as

Note to the uninitiated: All Daily WTF stories are more or less heavily disguised to protect the guilty and edited to read better, so they shouldn't be taken as gospel. In particular, there is no company called "Æxecor", although there is a famous commodity trader called Glencore...