Since it says "each tab has to teleport a certain number of goats to operate," I speculate that it has something to do with monitoring the performance of the ta

Since it says "each tab has to teleport a certain number of goats to operate," I speculate that it has something to do with monitoring the performance of the tabs, or maybe just the tabs reporting their memory/cpu/traffic back to the master process. If mdm truly knows what the code does, and if a browser _has_ to do it, maybe if a browser doesn't send it's statistics back, or poll the main process, then it is declared unresponsive.