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As a person with two very talkative and aggressive Siamese cats, this rings a bit too true as well. Before I got together with my wife (she chooses cats over ch

As a person with two very talkative and aggressive Siamese cats, this rings a bit too true as well. Before I got together with my wife (she chooses cats over children) I had continuous sleep quite regularly in my life and now I can hardly have a night anymore where I'm not woken at some ungodly hour of the night by a hungry cat. Nowadays, I'm significantly more irritable and foggy headed than I've been in my life (granted, it's not just the sleep irregularity I'd guess but it's quite significant to casual observers like friends it seems). When I go on vacation or business trips I'm in so much in better control of my mood (week long trips are much more productive than a month at home) I'd rather have two red eye flights in a week than stay at home for a few days. I liken having these cats to having perpetual toddlers - they're cute and affectionate but they're incredibly nasty and can be exhausting to keep up. Sometimes I wonder if having children would be aggregately in my less taxing.

s_kilk 11y ago
> Sometimes I wonder if having children would be aggregately in my less taxing. At least human children stand a chance of growing out of their crappy phases. Plus, when they get big enough you can give them a shovel and put them to work. Cats, by contrast, tend to be life-long assholes.
arethuza 11y ago
Well, as the owner of 2 Burmese cats and the parent of a gallivanting teenage son I know which one causes the more serious night time headaches.
elijahlofgren 11y ago
To deal with the cats want food before we awake we bought an automatic feeder: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0002YHUPC/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?qid=1446467720&sr=8-3&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=Cat+Mate&dpPl=1&dpID=41EAtpGnnxL&ref=plSrch http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0002YHUPC/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?qid=... - it seems to work most mornings, but we do think one of our cats may take the food from both so we give them the second part of their breakfast when we wake up. Today they wanted 2nd part of breakfast earlier, they didn't know about the time change ;)
hammerha 11y ago
My wife and I also have the same problem. I recommend you to use automatic feeders if your cats are healthy enough to eat dry food. It's much better now after using them, the problem hasn't gone completely though.
- devonkim 11y ago
  I wake up and give them wet AND dry food, unfortunately. We have older / senior / senile cats that have a combo of prescription and wet food that's best for their digestive and urinary systems. I've yet to find a wet food automation system that will work reliably let alone be affordable.
bamie9l 11y ago
I'm sure its the cats, but you might want to get a Carbon Monoxide detector just in case: https://np.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/cqvrdz6?context=3 https://np.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_posti...
- devonkim 11y ago
  I hardly ever get headaches and I have three CO detectors in the house that I changed the batteries and tested when I moved in, but I didn't know about the symptoms of CO poisoning in non-lethal doses.
codyb 11y ago
When I had a cat who would wake us up in the whee morning for food we (my family) ended up just putting him in the back room and closing the door. In the end we'd walk in about an hour after was his wake us up time and he'd just be sleeping on the chair, so it didn't seem to detrimental to him. And of course there was water and I usually left a small bowl of food. Now when I left for college one day and basically disappeared from his life, he got pretty sad (he started sleeping on my bed which he'd rarely done, and meowing more often) and when I first came back on some vacation he'd barely let me pet him. It took a bit to regain his friendship. I always felt pretty bad about that, he was a great cat.
bklimt 11y ago
As a person with a toddler and 2 very talkative simanese cats, I cann tek k tiy= lplease just let me go back to lsepp
Raphmedia 11y ago
I'll be blunt. Why do you keep the cats then? Can't you at least lock them in some other part of the house at night?
- devonkim 11y ago
  They destroy doors (one's claws are scalpel-sharp and the scraping can be heard across the house) or carpet (I've had carpet destroyed by locking one out before and the crying is not quiet either) trying to get to their parents (the behavioral cues show that I'm a parent to them) due to some serious separation anxiety it seems, and they make frequent trips to the litter box or water bowl (male cats are known to get kidney disease oftentimes which results in excessive drinking and urination).
  - Raphmedia 11y ago
    Did you try introducing catnip to them at night (if it makes them sleepy) or late in the evening (if it makes them very active and tires them)?
Afton 11y ago
Good quality ear plugs and a brown/pink/white-noise generating app for your phone. I have children who get up early and stomp around the house. Doing this (and a sleep mask) have radically improved my sleep-time)
- gingerlime 11y ago
  Could you elaborate on how the plugs and app work together? Or do you play the white noise from your phone's speakers on top of the ear plugs? Do you leave it playing overnight? Or with a timer? I'm really curious.
  - Afton 11y ago
    I leave it playing overnight (plugged in, or course). The combination works much better than either alone, plus I can play the white noise much louder without it bothering me for extra power.
mreiland 11y ago
I lock my cats up at night for exactly this reason. I've tried and tried to get them to leave me alone at night and they won't, so they get locked into one of the bathrooms at night. I don't necessarily like doing that, but the alternative is to get rid of the cats completely. I will not have my sleep interrupted to the point that it affects my daily life for a pet. I love my cats to death, but they are not worth that.

s_kilk 11y ago

> Sometimes I wonder if having children would be aggregately in my less taxing. At least human children stand a chance of growing out of their crappy phases. Plus, when they get big enough you can give them a shovel and put them to work. Cats, by contrast, tend to be life-long assholes.

arethuza 11y ago

Well, as the owner of 2 Burmese cats and the parent of a gallivanting teenage son I know which one causes the more serious night time headaches.

elijahlofgren 11y ago

To deal with the cats want food before we awake we bought an automatic feeder: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0002YHUPC/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?qid=1446467720&sr=8-3&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=Cat+Mate&dpPl=1&dpID=41EAtpGnnxL&ref=plSrch http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0002YHUPC/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?qid=... - it seems to work most mornings, but we do think one of our cats may take the food from both so we give them the second part of their breakfast when we wake up. Today they wanted 2nd part of breakfast earlier, they didn't know about the time change ;)

hammerha 11y ago

My wife and I also have the same problem. I recommend you to use automatic feeders if your cats are healthy enough to eat dry food. It's much better now after using them, the problem hasn't gone completely though.

devonkim 11y ago
I wake up and give them wet AND dry food, unfortunately. We have older / senior / senile cats that have a combo of prescription and wet food that's best for their digestive and urinary systems. I've yet to find a wet food automation system that will work reliably let alone be affordable.

bamie9l 11y ago

I'm sure its the cats, but you might want to get a Carbon Monoxide detector just in case: https://np.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/cqvrdz6?context=3 https://np.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_posti...

devonkim 11y ago
I hardly ever get headaches and I have three CO detectors in the house that I changed the batteries and tested when I moved in, but I didn't know about the symptoms of CO poisoning in non-lethal doses.

codyb 11y ago

When I had a cat who would wake us up in the whee morning for food we (my family) ended up just putting him in the back room and closing the door. In the end we'd walk in about an hour after was his wake us up time and he'd just be sleeping on the chair, so it didn't seem to detrimental to him. And of course there was water and I usually left a small bowl of food. Now when I left for college one day and basically disappeared from his life, he got pretty sad (he started sleeping on my bed which he'd rarely done, and meowing more often) and when I first came back on some vacation he'd barely let me pet him. It took a bit to regain his friendship. I always felt pretty bad about that, he was a great cat.

bklimt 11y ago

As a person with a toddler and 2 very talkative simanese cats, I cann tek k tiy= lplease just let me go back to lsepp

Raphmedia 11y ago

I'll be blunt. Why do you keep the cats then? Can't you at least lock them in some other part of the house at night?

devonkim 11y ago
They destroy doors (one's claws are scalpel-sharp and the scraping can be heard across the house) or carpet (I've had carpet destroyed by locking one out before and the crying is not quiet either) trying to get to their parents (the behavioral cues show that I'm a parent to them) due to some serious separation anxiety it seems, and they make frequent trips to the litter box or water bowl (male cats are known to get kidney disease oftentimes which results in excessive drinking and urination).
- Raphmedia 11y ago
  Did you try introducing catnip to them at night (if it makes them sleepy) or late in the evening (if it makes them very active and tires them)?

Afton 11y ago

Good quality ear plugs and a brown/pink/white-noise generating app for your phone. I have children who get up early and stomp around the house. Doing this (and a sleep mask) have radically improved my sleep-time)

gingerlime 11y ago
Could you elaborate on how the plugs and app work together? Or do you play the white noise from your phone's speakers on top of the ear plugs? Do you leave it playing overnight? Or with a timer? I'm really curious.
- Afton 11y ago
  I leave it playing overnight (plugged in, or course). The combination works much better than either alone, plus I can play the white noise much louder without it bothering me for extra power.

mreiland 11y ago

I lock my cats up at night for exactly this reason. I've tried and tried to get them to leave me alone at night and they won't, so they get locked into one of the bathrooms at night. I don't necessarily like doing that, but the alternative is to get rid of the cats completely. I will not have my sleep interrupted to the point that it affects my daily life for a pet. I love my cats to death, but they are not worth that.