First time I've ever seen this page and I've spent a fair amount of time scrolling through the gnu site over the years. The definitions are great though, these

First time I've ever seen this page and I've spent a fair amount of time scrolling through the gnu site over the years. The definitions are great though, these were my favorits: Balderdash (n.) A rapidly receding hairline. Abdicate (v.) To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Lymph (v.) To walk with a lisp.