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Is that Pentagon asking for more money..? :-)

• DiabloD3 11y ago
  Dear Congress, Christmas is coming up, and we think we've all been good this year, and deserve something nice under the tree. We know it was hard to get the Ford-class carrier project going to replace our aging carrier fleet, and that cost a lot of money... But, let's face it: America's most important strategic assets are photos of kittens and photos of boobs on the Internet. We believe Russia is using their submarines to intercept our kittens and boobs. So, if it wouldn't be too much, could we FINALLY get that giant robot we've been asking for? It could just wade into the ocean and pick up the subs and toss them back to Russia like a football. What is more patriotic than football? Signed, Your dear friends over at the Pentagon P.S., We did an office poll, freshly baked apple pie and bald eagles tied, narrowly beating football as the most patriotic thing ever.