Oh man, I smell meme potential :D DOUG: When is Joe's flight due it? YOU: Why do you ask? DOUG: Oh... umm... there's a seminar at 3:30 PM I thought he would

Oh man, I smell meme potential :D DOUG: When is Joe's flight due it? YOU: Why do you ask? DOUG: Oh... umm... there's a seminar at 3:30 PM I thought he would be interested in. YOU: What seminar? DOUG: The underlying physics of the violin. YOU: Why do you think he would be interested in that? DOUG: We talked about it once. YOU: So, just because you talked about it once, you think he would be interested in spending time going to your hoity-toity physics seminar? DOUG: Um, yeah, I do, and it isn't hoity--- YOU: Oh yes, the fluctuations of the harmonic oscillators will exponentially dampen the transverse waves of the vibrating string... DOUG: Dude, shut the hell up. First off, that's nonsense, second off, we don't talk like that, and THIRD, you STILL haven't answered--- YOU (sarcastically): Oh, oh, I'm so so sorry, I haven't answered you question yet have you. DOUG (gritting teeth): No, I just want to know when he will be arriving. YOU: I have no idea, check the fucking monitors. DOUG: WE AREN'T AT THE AIRPORT! YOU: Yeah, I know, I'm just fucking with you, he arrives at 3:00. He won't make it to your seminar, and in my oh-so-humble opinion, he wouldn't want to go to your seminar anyway. Joe's a real man. DOUG: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU%$#!^%$@$%^!